im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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