it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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