We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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