if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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