My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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