kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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