I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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