when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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