Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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