maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you would pick up someone in the library
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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