Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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