have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
