He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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