There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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