Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
third nipple confirmed
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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