How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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