I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Vodka?
Forever.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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