In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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