WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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