I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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