nut hugger
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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