so that wasnt chicken after all
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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