my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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