my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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