; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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