Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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