is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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