first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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