i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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