And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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