wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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