Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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