Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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