butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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