Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Two words: blizzard sex
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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