if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize