The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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