I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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