chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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