so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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