adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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