no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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