It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
