she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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