no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
my poor anus
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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