im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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