do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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