We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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