Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
