before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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