Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Randomize
